Tuesday, May 12, 2009
Our building has been tagged! We live in the turf of a Southside gang!
Good news! Our building has been tagged! We live in the turf of a Southside gang!
When I asked the guy tagging our building about it on Saturday night, he and his buddies beat the snot out of me in the middle of Bedford (sorry if we woke you with all those police cars and the ambulance).
I've always wanted to be the victim of gang violence and now I have fifteen staples in my head to prove that I was! Too bad they didn't use their machetes--that would have been so rad. But not to worry, the Williamsburg machete season will be in full swing soon enough. http://gothamist.com/mt/mt-search.fcgi?IncludeBlogs=1&limit=30&search=machete
More good news: Since our landlords aren't doing anything about the graffiti on the building; Cyn Lounge caters to a young, urban clientele; and the police are totally unable to catch these guys; you might be lucky enough to be the victim of *our* gang! It's so fucking easy! You don't even need to look for them--they'll find you (after all, we do live in *their* turf).
If you want to be the victim of a gang assault, just do what I did: walk down N.5th towards our door. It's just that simple!
See you at Woodhull and good luck with rent negotiations!
Posted by Here for now. at Tuesday, May 12, 2009